Do I hear $25,000

All you Brokeback Mountain fans out there, be sure to check out the Ebay sell of the shirts worn by Ennis and Jack in the movie.

Brokeback shirts for sale



For the sake of entertaining myself, I would like to profile who I think will be the highest bidder:


Kenneth is a computer-techy exec in Silicon Valley. He's gone on three dates (with women) in the past 5 years. He plays Halo online because he doesn't like his friends spilling Fanta on his couch. Last Friday he decided to go see Brokeback Mountain because with the Olympics starting and all, he figured no one would be at the theatre. While watching the movie, Kenneth realized why he has felt so lost for so long and went on two dates in one night (with men.) He's never been happier. Kenneth sold-off all his stock in his company and plans to move to the south of Canada. He hopes to find himself and that one other cowboy who loves him while there. He refuses to leave without the shirts. If he loses the auction, he's alrady figured it out. He will bug the UPS's shipping software and ensure his package is safely delivered.

Happy bidding, Kenneth. I hope you're real.