F-ing pantyhose

These things are the vile, constrictive lace of the devil anyways; but I just put a big ole run in my hose - both legs - and I'm stuck with them for another two hours. Yeah, got a meeting, too. Stupid, stupid pantyhose. And I wouldn't have a problem with ripping them off right this second if my legs weren't 5+ months hairy. Ah, Life's dilemmas.