Mio amore

In true testament to my addiction to People.com, I am ecstatic to find that Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are back together again, taking it one step at a time. What can I say, I'm just a sucker for happy endings.

But even more so than happy endings, I am a sucker for Subway.

I would take Jared on any day in a "who loves Subway more" contest. I honestly eat this stuff nearly five times a week, sometimes twice a day. Six inch, footlong, wraps and salads. I engage the entire menu and savor every last bite. But today broke the mold, I think a little bit of heaven was sprinkled between my cheese and tomatoes. I loved this sandwich so much I have given it a pet name and I will share the recipe with you now:


Spicy Italians are Better Lovers

6 in. Italian Herbs and Cheese bread
2 slices of provolone cheese
4 slices of pepperoni
4 slices of Genoa salomi
(Toast above ingredients for 20 seconds)
Green peppers
Red onions
Tomatoes
Pickles (the more the better)
Salt and pepper
Vinegar and oil (drown that beast)

- Carry your sandwich approximately 150 yards back to your office, sit in the lamplit luster of your office; thoroughly cover your lap with napkins/tissues (whatever is handy) and thoughtfully inhale your Italian beloved in less than two minutes. Continue working, tell all your friends about it.

Bon apetit.